Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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