in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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