shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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