these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i've created a new STD.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
