i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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