remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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