I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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