Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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