is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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