so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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