Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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