The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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