It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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