my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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