it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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