16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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