duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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