party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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