Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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