Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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