do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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