I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
worst night to have a conscience
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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