How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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