do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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