I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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