Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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