...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's blow job season.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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