Whod you bang
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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