mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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