called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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