Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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