I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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