I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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