just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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