So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
