Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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