I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize