Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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