I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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