I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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