Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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