I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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