Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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