Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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