Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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