I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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