so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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