Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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