This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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