Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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