When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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