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(607): View more from New York

I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.

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(805): View more from California

He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.

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(407): View more from Florida

You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before

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(647): View more from Ontario

SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA

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