I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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