Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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