9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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