just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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