I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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