More tranny stories later!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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