is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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